Washed up actress, and former relevant pop star Britney Spears wishes to be more like her idol, Christina Aguilera. She copies Xtina’s Latin heritage by trying to look more Mexican with a sombrero and dark hair. We all know Britney is a blonde gringa. She is also wearing a Zorro mask, popularized by the famous Mexican superhero and vigilante, Zorro. No bueno, you Cheeto pendeja.
Yeah. I remember back in 04 I was watching Access Hollywood and they were talking about that. Kinda my first signs I knew I was an Xtina fan. Everytime I heard about her “attitude” in the media, I love her a bit more.
Shade Christina Says pt. 3
You guys remember when Xtina thought Britney bought her own engagement ring? From QVC no less…
“Hello?”
“Brianna? Is that you? It’s Xtina, I just heard a song from this person, I’m not too familiar with… I believe his name is Xtopher Brown, where he called you a whore. Y’know, I just wanted to say that it’s, y’know, I feel it’s so misogynistic of him to call you such a derogatory term.”
“Thank you for your kind words Christina, as women I feel we should be independent and do what it is whatever we want to do. Also my names Ri-“
“Yes, as stated in my song Can’t Hold Us Down ‘The guy gets all the glory the more he can score while the girl can do the same and yet you call her a whore’ it’s just very derogatory, y’know. And I don’t think it was a metaphor.”
“I’m so very sorry for not having you on the Birthday Cake remix.”
“Let bygones be bygones… ‘We had magic, and this is tragic, babe, you lost me.’”
“Would you like to be on my next album coming later this summer after I finish my promotional tour for Battleship?”
“No, I don’t believe I can. I’ll be very busy with The Voice and raising my wonderful son and focusing on my own music from my new album that’s coming out later this year. Y’know Raelynn, because, y’know it’s all about the quality and not the quantity.”
“Oh, ok, I just thought we could do a song toge-“
“No heaux, you blew your chance by not having me lick the icing off. By the way, Dirrty with 2 R’s is a Team Xtina thing, not Rihanna Seamen.”
“It’s Rihanna Na-“
“LOL, Buy Bionic.” *click*
I don’t know why you care so much. His posts barely get 5 notes. He only tag in Christina because he wants attention. That blog is like an 8 year old boy, he does bad things to get people’s attention and they’re his audience, once people stop giving him any attention, its pretty pathetic to keep going, so eventually he’ll stop. But as a Britney stan, I doubt his psyche functions like a normal human being.
there’s too many to count…
tbh, I got bored of this whole celebsthatcopyxtina thing a long time ago. It got really repetitive, and everyone has a celebsthatcopy_____ now. The only reason I haven’t deleted this tumblr yet is because I don’t feel like making a new tumblr..
